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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 25
WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Fri 02/15/08 09:43 PM
I have nothing

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/15/08 09:43 PM
second cousin ? not sure how the realtive thing works but ya ,Grans sis's kid....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/15/08 09:44 PM
I want to be put into a hand basket and thrown into a Volcano! I wanna go to hell in a handbasket !!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:44 PM
I have nothing Sure you do................you have a beautiful son........you want him to grow up without a father???? fukc!!! Get over yourself!!!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Fri 02/15/08 09:45 PM
I have nothing Sure you do................you have a beautiful son........you want him to grow up without a father???? fukc!!! Get over yourself!!! I didn't mean it that way lol. I mean I don't have any famous relatives

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:46 PM
I wanna help others when Im dead.......its the least I could do.........but I dont want to be any old cadaver,,,,,,,,,I want to give someone my eyes.......my heart.......my liver.....my kidneys........whatever is good enough....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/15/08 09:46 PM
famous relatives doesnt change a thing........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:47 PM
<-------has famous relztives.........Im related to Shannon Tweed.....playboy bunny also Irish Rovers......oh its 40 below and I dont give a fukc got a heater in my truck and Im off to the rodeo~~~~

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:48 PM
Dear diary who gives a fukc really????????????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:48 PM
I will take famous relative for $5000 alex!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/15/08 09:50 PM
Famous. I don't know about fame. I'm a prince?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/15/08 09:50 PM
which famous relative is in the box Bob???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/15/08 09:51 PM
Shhh don't tell noone you'll blow my cover.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:52 PM
Dear diary.......I met a real live princess once.......my sister's friend..........she came over and I was laying on my sister's couch......I looked at her.......bah...hmmmmmmmph........yaaaaaaaaaaa hi???? I guess I should have offered her a seat on the couch but I was comfy......... She was cool though.....Indian princess......she just wanted to be treated normal and she was.......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/15/08 09:58 PM
I'm prince kaywaybebene. Crown prince of the bikini islands. Our small atoll was purchased by the united states and all my great peoples moved inland. Then they used our island as a nuclear testing base and detonated a bomb so strong it contaminated the whole atoll for hundreds of years to come. The 305 of us left still receive a severance from the government. We are a people without a land.

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Fri 02/15/08 09:58 PM
I'm the king of my tiny mind

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 10:00 PM
I'm prince kaywaybebene. Crown prince of the bikini islands. Our small atoll was purchased by the united states and all my great peoples moved inland. Then they used our island as a nuclear testing base and detonated a bomb so strong it contaminated the whole atoll for hundreds of years to come. The 305 of us left still receive a severance from the government. We are a people without a land. You need a bikini!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 10:02 PM
Dear diary.........Im wondering now..........do guys my age have mojo still?????? I have no idea???? Ive always had younger men........

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Fri 02/15/08 10:03 PM
Dear diary.........Im wondering now..........do guys my age have mojo still?????? I have no idea???? Ive always had younger men........ If you see my mojo anywhere send it back my way.

FAK Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 7817	Fri 02/15/08 10:04 PM
not sure what i may be king of....i have a porcelain throne....i ate taco bell for dinner...been drinking bourbon...convinced a friend to bring me some more taco bell....