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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 25
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:42 AM
OMG OC!!! That scared me!!! Im usually pretty rude to them on the phone....first off I say.....what are you selling? what is this about??? Forget the spiel and I dont have time for this sh*t right now.....

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Fri 02/15/08 09:44 AM
12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask if he/she will give you their home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" and proceed to hang up. this one works pretty well I have done it lol

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Fri 02/15/08 09:45 AM
I have used a few of those myself .... even the one where I claim I am a scientologist... and tell them what LEVEL I am at

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Fri 02/15/08 09:46 AM


WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Fri 02/15/08 09:47 AM
OMG OC!!! That scared me!!! Im usually pretty rude to them on the phone....first off I say.....what are you selling? what is this about??? Forget the spiel and I dont have time for this sht right now..... Calls Gypsy* I have good deal for you!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:47 AM
Dear diary........Im afraid of my landline!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/15/08 09:48 AM
Do they have a no call list there? NO !! THE BASTARDS!! telemarketer = my favorite thing to do to them is tell them they have called a SERIOUS CRIME SCENE !! ask them , " how they know the decieced " and then ask them how to reach them because they are now a SUSPECT TOO!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:48 AM
OMG OC!!! That scared me!!! Im usually pretty rude to them on the phone....first off I say.....what are you selling? what is this about??? Forget the spiel and I dont have time for this sht right now..... Calls Gypsy* I have good deal for you! Picks up banana and starts to talk to war!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:48 AM
Do they have a no call list there? NO !! THE BASTARDS!! telemarketer = my favorite thing to do to them is tell them they have called a SERIOUS CRIME SCENE !! ask them , " how they know the decieced " and then ask them how to reach them because they are now a SUSPECT TOO!!! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Good one!!!

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Fri 02/15/08 09:49 AM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/15/08 09:50 AM
<<<--- has been known to scare the chet outta telemarketers

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Fri 02/15/08 09:50 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:51 AM
Dear diary.....someone please dress me!!! and do my hair!!! and put my shoes on ok????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:52 AM
morning catch!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Fri 02/15/08 09:52 AM
Hello catch my shoes would NEVER fit you

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Fri 02/15/08 09:52 AM
OMG OC!!! That scared me!!! Im usually pretty rude to them on the phone....first off I say.....what are you selling? what is this about??? Forget the spiel and I dont have time for this sht right now..... Calls Gypsy* I have good deal for you! Picks up banana and starts to talk to war!!! HELLLO!!!!!!!! Stupid phone

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Fri 02/15/08 09:52 AM
((((((((catch))))))

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:53 AM
what size feet do you have???

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Fri 02/15/08 09:53 AM
what size feet do you have??? 13 and a quarter

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/15/08 09:54 AM
OMG OC!!! That scared me!!! Im usually pretty rude to them on the phone....first off I say.....what are you selling? what is this about??? Forget the spiel and I dont have time for this sht right now..... Calls Gypsy* I have good deal for you! Picks up banana and starts to talk to war!!! HELLLO!!!!!!!! Stupid phone Hello War>>>?>??? Is that you???