Topic: Celebrating
uk1971's photo
Wed 02/13/08 09:07 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Wed 02/13/08 09:07 PM
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
He turned to her and said,
"This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence,"
said the woman,
"I'm celebrating, too".
She clinked glasses with him and asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer,"
he replied.
"For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're
finally fertile."
"What a coincidence,"
the woman said.
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?"
she asked.
"I switched c*cks."

bigsmile glasses

funnydude's photo
Thu 02/14/08 04:35 AM
Edited by funnydude on Thu 02/14/08 04:36 AM
laugh laugh laugh back home in Texas that would be a love story