You're either on the bus, or you're off the bus. Today...I'm on the bus

double bacon cheese..

Whats up man?

You take the good,
You take the bad,
You take them both and there you have the facts of life.
The facts of life.

There's a time you gotta go and show
You're growin' now,
You know about the facts of life.
The facts of life.

When the world never seems,
To be living up to your dreams.
And suddenly you're finding out,
The facts of life are all about you.
All about you.
You-u-u-u,
A-ll about you.
It takes a lot to get em right,
But you're learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.

roses are red
with thorns so green
I faked every orgasim
Your no love machine

I am glad that you are gone
And I am left here to stay
Your brother was much
Better in bed anyway

You have moved on
yes you found you another
and now she is getting
all your boy butter

so keep your red roses
leave me the thorns
I have a dvd player
and can watch a good porn..

If you're not ahead, you're a behind.

Want to be in Vegas with a Mai Tai!!!!!

ducks and geese dont come close to tasting like each other,unless you cook them together,and teal and wooducks are the best tasting but hay thats just my opinion hope your all having a good evening

red headed teenage terror I have a teenager Ugh nobody warned me about this...It was not in the manual!!

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

ok tea for 2 & 2 for tea..yeah I'm bored

I'll stick with my ninja monkey's and wombats......

I am sooo hungry .....

"The eyes are the groin of the face"

-Dwight K. Schrute

evil monkey's rule the world!!!

Pennies taste like soy sauce.

how about heffalumps and woozles ??

Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

Michael Scott

lol. i like that one.

This one time at band camp...