A Man walks into a bar and sees a pretty blonde ordering a drink
He walks up to her and say’s “you sure are pretty”
She say’s you had better leave me alone, my husband is sitting right over there
So he orders a few beers and after a while he sees her back up at the bar
So he walks back up to her again and say’s “I sure would like to furck you”
She say’s now you better leave me alone I’m fixing to tell my husband what you just said
Why don’t you just go on and leave me alone
So he sit’s down has a few more beers when he sees her back up at the bar
So he gets back up walks back over to her again and say’s “You know what I would like to do to you, I would like to just fill your purssy full of beer and drink it dry”
This time she is furious…She say’s “that’s it I am telling my husband what you just said”
So she goes over to her husband and tells him what the man said, and her husband just sits there
So she slaps him in the back of the head and said “well aren’t you going to do anything”
He say’s “Hell no I aint messing with anyone that can drink that much beer”

I would have just punched the drunk myself after the second comment.

Hahahaha.