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Topic: I farted and...,..
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 02/12/08 07:54 PM
Blew a hole in my boxer shorts. Damned beans.

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Tue 02/12/08 07:54 PM
bean beans on your heart..the more you eat the more you fart....the more you fart....the better you feel....beans beans for every meal

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 02/12/08 07:54 PM
As long as there wasn't a mudslide you'll fine.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/12/08 07:55 PM
nobody light a match.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Tue 02/12/08 07:55 PM
As long as there wasn't a mudslide you'll fine. Ewwwww.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/12/08 07:56 PM
smells like semen!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 02/12/08 07:57 PM
nobody light a match. I think YOU lit the match. (behind you in your pic) j/k

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Tue 02/12/08 07:58 PM


MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Tue 02/12/08 07:58 PM
This post smells funny... ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 02/12/08 07:59 PM
Well, the do say sh!t happens.

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Tue 02/12/08 08:02 PM
better not slip or youll be in the sh*t

trueokie2 Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1894	Tue 02/12/08 08:12 PM
ewwwwwwwwwww.. it smells in here.. (sprays febreze everywhere)

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 02/12/08 08:36 PM Edited by uk1971 on Tue 02/12/08 08:36 PM
Thunder pants, thunder spray, turd whistle for right of way Trouser trumpet, botty bagel, anal volcano Bottom blaster, shoot the cannon, backfire, jet propulsion Anal vapour, heinous anus, let a stinker go Stress release, f-bomb, toilet tune, sphincter song Rimshot, relasing gas - squeaking gas out of your ass Singe the carpet, butt breeze, play the uncorked symphony Mating call of barking spider, triple flutter ass-blast I didn't fart you liar 'Twas your trouser burping Not my colon chirping I didn't fart you liar 'Cause the one who smelt it Is the one who dealt it Wrong way burping, trouser cough, tail-wind, cuh-rack one off Nose death, death breath, salute your shorts Stink bomb, blow your horn, Puff the magic drag-on Shoppin' at the Wal-Fart, steppin' on a duck Fowl howl, wampum whale, Seven on the Rectum scale Have a party in your pants, join the one man jazz band Trelblow, you da' pest, odourama, SAS SBDs, cutting cheese, lo! The toothless one speaks I didn't fart you liar 'Twas your bottom burping Not my cheeks a-chirping I didn't fart you liar 'Cause the one who smelt it Is the one who dealt it Ripple-fart, brick-bat, sounds like the wampus cat Mulch-matter over mind, belch coming from behind Thunderstrike, blast the chair, decimate the ozone layer Bean blower, homicide, sailing on the low tide Free jacuzzi, Ben Turd, sweetest sound ever heard Flamethrower, acid rain, firing out a panty stain U2, backdoor breeze, rectal tremor, trouser sneeze Squeaky steamer, nose pain, insane in the methane I didn't fart you liar 'Twas your rear-end speaking Not my cheeks a-cheeping I didn't fart you liar 'Cause the one who smelt it Is the one who dealt it HUMrrhoids, butt-reek, doing the one-cheek sneak Flatu-lation, risk of inflagration Blow the bowel tuba - spend the day in SCUBA Indig-nation, rotting vegetation Pop! Parp!, sem-tex, explosion between the legs Flatulate, exterminate - time for you to fumigate I didn't fart you liar It was your cheek-flapper Not my g-ghost crapper I didn't fart you liar 'Cause the one who smelt it Is the one who dealt it Lethal cloud, crack attack, listen to the mud-duck quack Moon gas, busting ass, wampogate, sick-nack Butt percussion, freep again, terror on the airplane After the thunder comes the rain, buttock-scented methane What the dog did, cyanide, odour bubble, suicide Butt bassoon, crack kaboom, flatus flying round the room Blow the big brown horn before methane production galore Rock and roller rectal roar, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I didn't fart you liar 'Twas your flatus falling Not my name you're calling I didnt fart, you liar But when you are gone It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Tue 02/12/08 08:39 PM
roflmao

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 02/12/08 09:04 PM
When I farted in my pants, I thought i had everybody by my side, But I went and blew it all sky high, And now she wont even spare a passing glance All just because i (farts) farted in my pants (Singing) When big jackie came down just to say hi to kati kati turned into a clown And no guy ever wants to dance with a fool who went and (farts) farted in her pants I no I shouldnt poop around I shouldnt squirt But the smell is so much worse But windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a fart burn from the skids in your buns!! Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget Listen and u wont regret Be true to urself dont miss your chance and u wont end up like kati who ripped farted in her pants ewww nasty

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 02/12/08 09:17 PM


darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 02/12/08 09:24 PM
qwertyuiop! qwertyuiop!

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 02/12/08 09:26 PM
I FARTED AND GOT MUDBUTT

Cool_Bill_68 Joined Fri 03/23/07 Posts: 679	Tue 02/12/08 09:28 PM
what a topic and what are some of these people commming to

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Tue 02/12/08 09:45 PM
I just farted and I've got a question,"Are fart suppost to be lumby?"