A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a Thanksgiving turkey to
be placed on her upper right thigh. The man giving her the tattoo thinks
it's a little strange, but doesn't think much of it. After all, he has
done stranger before. After it is done, she pays him and walks out the
door. Two weeks later she comes back in the parlor and asks for a tattoo
of a Christmas tree to be placed on her upper left thigh. The guy thinks
this is very weird and asks "Why do you want these tattoo's?" She
replies "It's a very simple answer- my husband is always complaining
about having nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas...now he
does."

Dude....rent a video....!

i got to ask where you getting these jokes very funny lmao