Introduction
Find a homely girl friend that needs to meet a guy, she will be glad to be with an attractive woman who has more men than she can handle.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderate
Things You'll Need

* A homely girl friend.

Steps
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Step One
Enter the ladies room of a singles bar and wait until a homely woman enters, strike up a conversation with her, and start talking about meeting men, she will tell you how bad her social life is.Ask her to hang out with you,and say you will help her meet more guys.
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Step Two
Take your new lady friend to the bar and order drinks,sitting next to her you will appear to be more beautiful than ever before. soon you will be surrounded with hansome men, and your homely girl friend will take what ever you can`t handle.
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Step Three
When ever the occasion calls for you to look more attractive, forget about the cosmetics or the beauty parlor, nothing works as well as having your homely girl friend at your side. Give your new friend a call, she will be glad to be in your company.
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Step Four
When you take your next vacation, bring your new friend along,you both will have the best time of your lives. You will be swarmed with guys, and she will gladly take the left overs.
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Step Five
You have learned how to be more attractive without chemicals----enjoy your new wisdom.

I KNEW you all did that on purpose!!!

<----never needed no other girlfriend
to help me get a man darling...

That's twisted, really funny, but twisted. ;) Nice work lol

well that just told us why to every hot chick there will always be a fat\/ugly chick with her

i would be honored to have you just as you are

i usually just tell them i have candy in the back seat of my car

Tony....sweet as ever...

bgeorge... I'm going to use that
one if you don't mind....