A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
not in their bed.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him, in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
his coffee.

What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.

You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him.

"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and
said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..............

"I would have gotten out today."

i like that.

lol thts pretty funny

thats funny as ....well thats funny

That was was pretty funny.