Three Anthropologists are studying an African tribe. Perched carefully
in a tree, they are about to witness tribal rituals never seen before by
civilized nations. Suddenly the branch breaks and they found themselves
surrounded with spears at their throats. A man wearing a necklace skull
and feathers approaches them. Amazingly, he speaks English. "You have
disturbed our sacred rites, for this you must be punished" He looks at
the first man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 10 minutes?" The man,
thinking that Bunga Bunga is certainly better than death, says, "Bunga
Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and proceeds to fuck him up the
ass for 10 minutes. After he is done, the chief says, "You are free to
go."
The Chief looks at the second man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 1
hour?" The second man considers his family, and says "Bunga Bunga" The
Chief throws him across a log and fucks him up the ass for 1 hour. After
he is done, he says "You are free to go."
The second man quickly leaves Finally, The Chief looks at the third man
and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 2 hours" The third man thinks that
he cannot stand anal sex for that long and says "Death" The Chief looks
at with a smile, and says, "Ok, Death...By Bunga Bunga"