One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and my brother and I share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say “lettuce” and if you want to go faster say “tomatos”

So they were getting it on and she was screaming “lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos”

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said;

“Could you two stop making sandwiches you're getting mayonnaise on me”!!

Corny one....but cute...lol

Whackeeeeeee.........

That's the kind of Joke that make you say;


Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddd...lmao