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A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner."
"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!" |
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rite,,,,,,,an they say it's always th men who cheats
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lol it all use to be fun
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