* Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

* Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

* Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

* Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of Saran Wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

* When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Snicker and say "Oops, I thought it was the brake.

* When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the clutch and say, "Oops!"

* Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"

* After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

* Fill your car with beer bottles.

* The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

* In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

* Swear at everybody on the road.

how about leave a vibrator in his seat open condoms on the floor

how about putting a rubber filled with mayo and a pair of your underwear filled with mayo on his set and tell him he can just push them in the floor.

How about ask if he wants to go get a beer first

Drive 5 miles an hour, and complain that everyone else is speeding