Most of these are explainable, but they're still funny and generally true. Feel free to add some

Why do women...

want someone "out of the ordinary" but then complain about "unusual" guys?

want you to save money but get creeped out if you live with your mom to save rent?

want a "jeans and t-shirt" kind of guy, but then complain that you're a slob because you never dress up?

swoon over movie stars driving like racecar drivers, but tell you that you're being reckless for doing 10 over?

call every other girl with cleavage showing a whore, but get angry when you mention that their own outfit might be a little too revealing for going out?

make fun of you for being intimidated if they make as much money as you, but still refuse to pay for dinner?

get angry about "guy's nights" playing poker at home, but expect us to be fine with "girl's night" out at the club?


Much love ladies.

Don't want you spending money for beer, but then they spend $50 on make-up

Seriously! $50 gets very little make up, but it could buy a lot of beer!

...want you to "just be you", since they "love you exactly how you are", but then wish that you looked more like Brad Pitt.

Complain about you spending 200 bucks on a new power tool, but think nothing of spending 300 to get their hair and nails done.

Claim to like funny guys, but tend to date a$$holes that aren't even humorous.

Complain about you watching sports on TV, yet if you say one word about them watching an awards show or soaps, you'll be cut off from sex.

Women complain about men just wanting sex, but women use sex to control men.

The average woman has something like 250 things in the bathroom, but they complain that you leave your razor out or you don't put your toothbrush in the right place.

Thats true

or they want the toilet lid down because they have to sit down...well if I have to raise it up to pee, why can't they put it down when they have to pee.

And why does the toilet paper have to be on the roll?
I can reach it better from the sink

Lol sounds like this is spiraling into animosity.

...get upset when you don't enjoy the company of your mother-in-law, but always complain about your mother being too controlling.

or they tell you that they want you to never lie to them, then they ask you something like..: Does this dress make me look fat?
And if it does you are not allowed to tell the truth

Of course you can still tell the truth!*

*Black eye included with all comments.

Right or no sex for a week

No, that dress doesn't make you look fat, because that dress ain't gonna shrink that ass!

Since when did shrink wrap start making dresses?

hardy har har

Ah, lighten up it's all in good fun!

seems to me y'all have to much time on your hands.....


isn't there some 'to do' list you should be working on??

Yeah, but they're all busy during the day.

gotta make time 'to do' it all!!


better get busy, wouldn't want your woman to get all 'pissy'