I left my cat's new container of cat litter in the trunk over night. It got very cold. I put it in his litter box yesterday. If he'd gone to use it immediately, would it equate to us getting up in the morning and sitting on a cold toilet seat?

The sign on the wall of the hospital said, "No equipment on this wall." Directly beneath the sign sat a bed pushed against the wall -- a clear violation of the rules!

Do not get an attitude with the people at the pizza ordering call center. My mom demanded that they remake the pizza they messed up and deliver it. She obviously pissed off the woman taking the new order, because she put it in the computer as a carry-out order. It took an extra hour and a half for me to get my dinner last night

If my cat would be as annoying at the usual time that the alarm goes off as he is an hour earlier, I would make it to work on time!!

I truly am a caffeine addict... I'm even managing to drink disgusting coffee just to get my fix! This stuff is... ugh, is it actually coffee?

Someone needs to rethink both hospital gowns and admitting procedures.

My obsevation for the last 10 minutes................................... Oh coffee cup empty

Mine's about to be. Sad panda!

What am I laughing about, my cup is empty too.

Problem solved

Signed
ThePanda.

As soon as I get out of here, I'm stopping at Starbucks on the way home for some real coffee :)

OMG Starbucks... I was addicted to there coffee for a lil over a yr. Every morning As I walked into my hospital lobby first stop Starbucks.