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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 23
FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 12:48 PM


OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Tue 02/12/08 12:50 PM
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. must try this on their bed.

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Tue 02/12/08 12:54 PM
DAY 762 -Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep deprivation; incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Tue 02/12/08 12:54 PM
Man (((OC))) me and you are going to be able to buy the bar with the beer already in it

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Tue 02/12/08 12:57 PM
((((((fox))))looks like it

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 01:00 PM
Did someone say beer??

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Tue 02/12/08 01:01 PM
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... hmmm. Not working according to plan...

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Tue 02/12/08 01:02 PM
Lmao

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Tue 02/12/08 01:04 PM
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning, foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 01:45 PM
Lmao

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/12/08 02:03 PM Edited by Gypsy41 on Tue 02/12/08 02:03 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/12/08 02:06 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/12/08 02:10 PM
sigh

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 02:10 PM
And how is Waltec today???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/12/08 02:12 PM
Dear diary......Ive decided that I need more tension in my life before waltec can do his job..........

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 02:12 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 02/12/08 02:13 PM


FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 02:21 PM
Awwwww...(((Gypsy))) I hope your day gets better lady.

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 02/12/08 02:24 PM
Dear BD, My friend Victor that I use to hang with alot & talk to on msn (that I never turn on now) I told him in a email to come on yahoo. Today he comes on & says I finally found you! Was I lost?? He says: only in my heart! I'm lost in your heart?? Him: Your always in my heart! I said WHO THE FUK IS THIS??? Gettin all mushy & chit!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 02/12/08 02:26 PM

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