Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 23 | |
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I attempted to charbroil myself with a flamethrower at 4:30 yesterday at work.
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ha hahaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~!!! Ummmmmmm any particular reason why???? I think it may take about 3 months for your eyelashes to grow back....in the meantime......false eyelashes???
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I had a trailer with a frozen load in it. We heat up the sides with a real flamethrower that blasts out 25 foot flames. It was windy and the wind caught the flame and blew it back at me engulfing me in flames. I had a firesuit on and a wool cap. And I closed my eyes but no more eyebrows or eyelashes.
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I had a trailer with a frozen load in it. We heat up the sides with a real flamethrower that blasts out 25 foot flames. It was windy and the wind caught the flame and blew it back at me engulfing me in flames. I had a firesuit on and a wool cap. And I closed my eyes but no more eyebrows or eyelashes. |
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And you can sh!tcan the sharpie eyebrow remarks
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And you can sh!tcan the sharpie eyebrow remarks |
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Why do I feel 2 eyes burrowing into my forehead ???.... oh .. hi Purple ....
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Well your hair is pretty light and so your lashes were probably light too......not much difference???
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<------gets out the Beyonce fake eyelashes she was saving for a special occasion and gives them to Biker!!
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I'm fine but I'm crabby. Long week. Bad weather. Slipped and fell on ice sunday night, way bruised hip and thunked my head. Burned my eyebrows off yesterday. And for my next stunt.......
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I'm fine but I'm crabby. Long week. Bad weather. Slipped and fell on ice sunday night, way bruised hip and thunked my head. Burned my eyebrows off yesterday. And for my next stunt....... |
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Calgon and bacardi, take me away
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maybe we should mail some hair to biker an he can use some to make some temporary eyebrows??
<<---starts re-addressing envelopes... |
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maybe we should mail some hair to biker an he can use some to make some temporary eyebrows?? <<---starts re-addressing envelopes... |
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We need to send the crazy glue too!!!
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Dear diary......No one should be subjected to "Fame" reruns!!!
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What's that smell?
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What's that smell? |
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WOW!! I had THREE e-mails!! THREE !! from THREE different people !! record numbers today !!
wuzza matter dahhling ??? |
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