SLUTTY GIRLFRIEND JOKE
A younge man of sixteen was quite clueless about the birds, bees, and basicaly life in general.He did, although have a slutty girl. This slutty girlfriend was getting pretty tired of waiting for him to make the first move; so, she came right out and told him she wanted to have sex.

This shocked the boy because he was totally ignorant to the subject. He ran home and asked his father to explain things to him.

The father tried, but it was in vain. The boy was just to slow to really understand by mere explaination; so, the father said "I tell you what, I'll get your mother out of the house and hide in the closet. You bring your girlfriend over, and I'll tell you what to do from within the closet."

That night as planned the mother was gone, the father was in the closet, and the girlfriend came over. They undressed in the boys bedroom, and the boy, because he was nervous, said he had to go to the bathroom.

Meanwhile the girl really had to take a ****, I mean bad. The only bathroom in the house was occupied by the boy. So she frantically searched and found a shoe box under the bed. She **** in it and put it back.

The boy came in the room and smelled a horrible stench. He searched all over the room to locate the source, and when he went to look under the bed he put his hand right in the box.

"Ohh!!" he screamed."There`s **** in the box!"

His dad yelled from the closet. "Turn her over son, turn her over!"