Topic: For a Hot Time
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Sun 02/10/08 08:17 AM


Monique walked in to a sexshop. She told the shop assistant she wanted to buy a dildo. The man said, "Far wall... right hand side... we have lots to choose from."

So she began to choose. Green ones... pink ones.... but Moniqe wanted the red one, so she took it up to the counter.

The shop assistant said, "Sorry, but you can't have that one. That's our fire extinguisher."