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Sat 02/09/08 10:18 PM
Someone Is Patient

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Well, here it is:

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I suppose I should at least tell you a joke because I have utterly wasted your time, and you probably want to hurt me.

So, there were 3 men working on a tall building. One was Mexican, one was Italian, and one was Swedish. They were all eating lunch. The Mexican had a burrito, the Italian had spaghetti, and the Swedish person had a meatball sandwich. They all said that if they had the same thing the next day they would jump off the building. So the next day they were opening their lunch boxes and they saw that they had the same meal as the day before. So they all jumped off the building.
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"I would have packed something different if he had asked me to. The Italian man's wife said the same thing. Then the Swedish man's wife said,
"He packed his own lunch."

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BatCountry's photo
Sat 02/09/08 10:20 PM
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openheart45's photo
Sat 02/09/08 10:21 PM
laugh laugh good one uk..

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Sat 02/09/08 10:21 PM

Someone Is Patient

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Well, here it is:

what you've been waiting for

I

am

now

bestowing

upon

you

the

knowledge

that

you

have

gifted

me

with

laughter

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

I suppose I should at least tell you a joke because I have utterly wasted your time, and you probably want to hurt me.

So, there were 3 men working on a tall building. One was Mexican, one was Italian, and one was Swedish. They were all eating lunch. The Mexican had a burrito, the Italian had spaghetti, and the Swedish person had a meatball sandwich. They all said that if they had the same thing the next day they would jump off the building. So the next day they were opening their lunch boxes and they saw that they had the same meal as the day before. So they all jumped off the building.
At the funeral, the Mexican man's wife said,
"I would have packed something different if he had asked me to. The Italian man's wife said the same thing. Then the Swedish man's wife said,
"He packed his own lunch."

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I read it just fine. Thank you for the good joke toolaugh

robinlynn42's photo
Sat 02/09/08 10:25 PM
are u bored out of ur skull

Purewildcountry's photo
Sat 02/09/08 10:28 PM
wow

Purewildcountry's photo
Sat 02/09/08 10:35 PM
and even better. wow

yea I must be really bored

funnydude's photo
Sun 02/10/08 07:01 AM
You're right as always my good friend,We do want to hurt you.....I spent 45 min. thinking there's something wrong with me,dummylaugh