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Edited by
bgeorge
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Fri 02/15/08 09:43 PM
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All right, bananas. We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless. Suppose he's got a bunch. Shut up. 
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Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! STUNNED?!? Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! |
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nothing like a loving plumage....look out below
 
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Hmmmm...
So you're saying if you really wat to defend yourself, kick him in the coconuts and give him a banana split?? That might work.... |
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 marij
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Hmmmm... So you're saying if you really wat to defend yourself, kick him in the coconuts and give him a banana split?? That might work.... i don't think that's what he was saying...but it just might work...especially if he's kinda Big
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Bring out your dead!
Here's one. Ninepence. I'm not dead! What? Nothing. Here's your ninepence. I'm not dead! 'Ere. He says he's not dead! Yes, he is. I'm not! He isn't? Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. I'm getting better! No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. I don't want to go on the cart! Oh, don't be such a baby. I can't take him. I feel fine! Well, do us a favour. I can't. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Well, when's your next round? Thursday. I think I'll go for a walk. You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? I feel happy. I feel happy. |
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 well my lovelies i have to go...ill talk to yall tomorrow...good night...pipe dreams
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Hey all,
I'm just blowing through to smoke this with whoever is here. I am headed to Utah Tomorrow after work to meet a special lady. I am really looking foward to it and VERY nervous, but I won't be on until next Wednesday evening. So all of you please take care of yourselfs and each other. Much love to all. Talk to you next week. Doug 'ere
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i am mad as hell...someone tricked me into drinking the bong water
 you buuuuuuutholio 
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nitey nite peach and sweet dreams
(((doug))) takin' you up on the fire ere drive safe and take care...take a deep breath and chill..ahhh that's better sweet...i miss you already ere a soggy one for the road my friend 
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i am mad as hell...someone tricked me into drinking the bong water you buuuuuuutholio jeez weren't you just a tad bit from the smell before you actually sucked some down
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Thank you Brenda
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Thank you Brenda ;ere i mean it buster...go get some sleep/rest ere one last toke and off to bed w/you sweet
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good luck dougie
wake and bake if ya got it smoke it
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(((amber)))) how have you been????
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AMBER i have missed you gurlie...im good now...wanna smoke this
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you read me like a book..let me hit that
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ere' i sprinkled some love on it
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oh yah... i got my hair layered last weekend too... i gotta pic of it on here too
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