Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Wyoming ...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live
in Wyoming .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Wyoming .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Wyoming .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in Wyoming .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Ft. Collins for the weekend,
you live in Wyoming .

If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Wyoming .

If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live
in Wyoming .

If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" and back to "heat" all in the same
day, you live in Wyoming .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a ragin g blizzard
without flinching, you live in Wyoming .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in Wyoming .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Wyoming .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Wyoming .

If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is
passing you, you live in Wyoming .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Wyoming .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you live in Wyoming .

If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you
live in Wyoming .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Wyoming .

If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Wyoming
friend s & others, you actually have lived in Wyoming

These all work in Minnesota as well.

lol really

I live in wyoming...and this is totally true

I live in wyoming also...very true, esp the one about Home depot...and the one who helps you is a housewife...lol