((war driver))

Nope and if you see my brain or what's left of it please send it hither.

ya mean the one in the jar?

I'm sorry,,I can't,,it talks me to sleep at night

Hey! War! U better say hi to me while u are in my room or else Im gonna have to hurt ya.

Sounds like my brain! Boring as always and putting people to sleep.

Oh hi!

Oh man don't get started with the holy grail quotes.

A witch! A witch! A witch!!

Woo Hoo,,do you know the lumberjack song?!?!?!?!?

Ok lady of the room is getting frustrated now. Where the hell is my bartender/dj? Need some music & margaritas.

I got a version by Jackyl(not even close to the original)
but it's cool, 1st song I ever heard with a chainsaw solo

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.



He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.



I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

ok everyone, time to partyyyyyyyyy
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*cranks the cd player to 12*

What kind of music?

hmmmm something loud, how about some top 40 stuff for now. And a pitcher of maragaritas to start. Is the pole greased & ready for dancing?

Oh I am a lumberjack, and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day,,,,

I cut down trees I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womans clothing
and I hang around in bars

Sorry,,was singing


Can I have one of them margaritas Liz?

POLE?!?!?!? I'm dressed for it

Pfffft Top 40

*Plays NIN Fu*k You Like Ann Animal*

U bet! I share with all my friends The bar is open

<<<< grabs da rope for a swing...oh chit, my kilt fell down again. I must be losin' weight with all the work I do around here

Do I need to find another man to help?