A man and woman from Arkansas get married...and it's thier wedding night. The guy is all excited, but the bride is kinda nervous. So the groom says "Honey, what's wrong? Why are you so nervous?". The bride replies "Because I'm a virgin and never done this before."

The groom gets a horrified look on his face, runs out of the hotel room, runs all the way across town back to his parents house and sees his father. His father asks "What's wrong son?" The groom said "You're not going to believe this papa, but my wife is a virgin! I didn't know what to do when she told me, so all I could do is run home!"

The father said "Well son, you did the right thing...if she's not good enough for her family, then she's not good enough for our's!"

Got to LOVE Arkansas!