Topic: Pure Wife (May offend)
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Fri 02/08/08 08:09 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Fri 02/08/08 08:10 PM
There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home. When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks
"What's this?"
She replies
"A c*ck."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.
A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question. She replies
"A c*ck".
He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.
A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house. He whips it out and asks,
"What is this?"
She giggles and says
"A pee-pee"
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.
They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says
"That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says
"Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a c*ck."
She laughs and says
"No it's not, a c*ck is ten inches long and black."

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