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I recently bought a new Lexus LS08 and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated, so he said, "Nelson"! and the Radio asked "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!", he said and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their great songs. Then Yesterday, some screwball (probably a liberal) ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "ASSHOLE!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch... Damn, I LOVE this car.  
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cute
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Is this a joke??
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