A GUY GOES IN THE WOODS ONE DAY,SOHE CAN SHOOT HIM AND HIS FAMILY SUPPER.AFTER AN HOUR,A DEER COMES ALONG AND HE SHOOTS IT AND TAKES IT HOME.WHEN HE GETS THERE HE TAKES IT TO THE BARN AND CUTS IT UP.HIS WIFE COMES IN THE BARN AND ASKS HIM IF THIS IS THERE SUPPER.HE SAYS YES,BUT DON'T TELL THE KIDS.SUPPER TIME COMES AND THE KIDS ARE AROUND THE TABLE.HIS SON ASKS HIM WHAT THEY'RE HAVING AND THE FATHER REPLYS ITS WHAT YOUR MOM ALWAYS CALLS ME. THE BOY GIVES HIS DAD A FUNNY LOOK AND TELLS HIS SISTER. JESUS SIS WE CANT EAT THIS ITS AN ASSHOLE.

Ouch.

Good one