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Topic: Smoking Skittles
kojack Joined Mon 12/25/06 Posts: 16382	Thu 02/07/08 06:13 AM
Ok all I smoke cigars once in a great while, like maybe 5 a year LOL. Ok so for all you Non-Smokers is there anytime you believe it's OK to smoke ? Scenario: You and your significant other have just finished having a amzing 4 hours of Romance, he rolls off and says BABY that was AMAZING, The Most Amazing I've ever had.... He then reaches over and says want a skittle ? a Beef Jerky ? Hell NO this is one time you MUST have a cigarette ..... Agree or Disagree

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Thu 02/07/08 06:14 AM
Agree 100%

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Thu 02/07/08 06:15 AM
Ko-jjjack, ahh-ha-ha, I can't even answer that. I'm way too hard. That was great.

klugman Joined Mon 03/19/07 Posts: 1776	Thu 02/07/08 06:29 AM
I have after sex skittles, popsicles, beers, pretzels, then there is after sex, sex...etc. etc....

kojack Joined Mon 12/25/06 Posts: 16382	Thu 02/07/08 07:43 AM


FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM


songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Thu 02/07/08 08:07 AM
what do you think?

kojack Joined Mon 12/25/06 Posts: 16382	Thu 02/07/08 08:56 AM
what do you think? LMFAO

Maizy Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 410	Thu 02/07/08 01:45 PM
I personally would want the skittles. Would want the sugar so I could do it over and over and over again.

strix Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 6	Thu 02/07/08 01:46 PM
i agree 110% nothing says relaxing then a smoke after really great sex!!!

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Thu 02/07/08 01:52 PM
Actually if you get the infused Camels, you can have both candy and a cigarette.

celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Thu 02/07/08 06:27 PM
nope... kissing someone who just smoked when you are a non-smoker is icky

Jaded1 Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 58	Thu 02/07/08 06:50 PM
You got to have the gatorade and get back in the game!!!!

Foliel Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 1189	Thu 02/07/08 11:49 PM
I don't smoke at all so I'd ask for the skittles or a red bull

62easygoing Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 4641	Thu 02/07/08 11:56 PM
Well Now..... (My best friend and his girl, forgot they were smoking after--you know--House burned to the ground.)He came over to my place for clothing to put on.I remember that like it was yesterday. Happened in 1973.

skelley07 Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 99	Fri 02/08/08 02:07 AM
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Fri 02/08/08 02:20 AM Edited by Wolf19 on Fri 02/08/08 02:21 AM
why cant you bring the skittles in while your making whoopie? it`ll much more interesting

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