Topic: Blonde's & the blind cowboy
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Wed 02/06/08 01:59 PM

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'



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Wed 02/06/08 02:01 PM
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Amalie's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:05 PM
BEEN ON HERE BEFORE!! not as funny the 2nd time but still deserves a laugh! laugh

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Wed 02/06/08 02:05 PM
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Wed 02/06/08 02:20 PM
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Wed 02/06/08 02:21 PM
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Wed 02/06/08 03:34 PM
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Wed 02/06/08 07:02 PM
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