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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. * Horn broken, watch for finger. * My kid had sex with your honor student. * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * I'm just driving this way to piss you off. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * Keep honking, I'm reloading. * Hang up and drive. * Lord save me from your followers. * Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. * Friends don't let friends drive Naked. * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. * Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off. *Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. *My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. *If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. *You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me *This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me *Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult *If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? *The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name *Illiterate? Write For Help *I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person *You! Out Of The Gene Pool! *I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To *Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? *It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now *I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere *If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over *Ax Me About Ebonics *Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! *Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That *Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends *Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window *How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? |
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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. * Horn broken, watch for finger. * My kid had sex with your honor student. * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * I'm just driving this way to piss you off. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * Keep honking, I'm reloading. * Hang up and drive. * Lord save me from your followers. * Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. * Friends don't let friends drive Naked. * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. * Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off. *Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. *My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. *If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. *You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me *This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me *Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult *If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? *The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name *Illiterate? Write For Help *I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person *You! Out Of The Gene Pool! *I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To *Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? *It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now *I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere *If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over *Ax Me About Ebonics *Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! *Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That *Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends *Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window *How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? |
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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. * Horn broken, watch for finger. * My kid had sex with your honor student. * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * I'm just driving this way to piss you off. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * Keep honking, I'm reloading. * Hang up and drive. * Lord save me from your followers. * Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. * Friends don't let friends drive Naked. * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. * Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off. *Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. *My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. *If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. *You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me *This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me *Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult *If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? *The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name *Illiterate? Write For Help *I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person *You! Out Of The Gene Pool! *I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To *Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? *It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now *I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere *If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over *Ax Me About Ebonics *Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! *Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That *Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends *Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window *How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? |
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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. * Horn broken, watch for finger. * My kid had sex with your honor student. * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * I'm just driving this way to piss you off. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * Keep honking, I'm reloading. * Hang up and drive. * Lord save me from your followers. * Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. * Friends don't let friends drive Naked. * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. * Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off. *Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. *My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. *If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. *You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me *This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me *Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult *If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? *The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name *Illiterate? Write For Help *I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person *You! Out Of The Gene Pool! *I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To *Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? *It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now *I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere *If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over *Ax Me About Ebonics *Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! *Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That *Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends *Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window *How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? |
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