>
> A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
> listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy,
>
> God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
>
> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
> The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
> thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a
> strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to
> bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:
>
> "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye
>
> Grandma.." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my
> gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
> say:
>
> "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
>
> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got
> up at the crack-of-dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat
> all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he
> could get by until midnight he would be okay.
>
> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
> day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
> at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of
> relief and went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you
> work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't
> want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
>
> She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
> happened to me.
> This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
>

(ps)

Must have been playing a little in-door golf. thats where you sink the putter not the ball...