Got this in my e-mail and thought I would share it.

Colonoscopy




All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was the one in charge.




"I should be in charge," said the brain , " Because I
run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."





"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I
circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."





"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I
process food and give all of you energy."




"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I
carry the body wherever it needs to go."




"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I
allow the body to see where it goes."




"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because
I'm responsible for waste removal."



All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted
him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and
theblood w as toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the
work,,,




The asshole is usually in charge

gosh i luv my job