THERE WAS A MAN WITH A 'WHOPPER' IN HIS PANTS.IT WAS 'PAYDAY'
SO HE GOT A 'BIT`O HONEY' AT 'SUGAR BABIES'HOUSE.
THEY SAID,LETS GO TO 'WHAT CHA MA CALL IT' PLACE.
I HEARD 'MIKE & IKE' ARE OVER THERE!
WHEN THEY ARRIVED,A 'SYMPHONY' WAS PLAYING.
THEY ALSO SAW A FLOCK OF 'DOVES'.
BUT,IT WAS'NT A WEDDING!
IN THE JACCUZI,THEY SAW 'BABY RUTH' WITH 'M&M' SAYING,
YOU CAN JOIN US 'NOW & LATER'
EITHER WAY,IT'LL BE FUN!
SO,WITH A 'CRUNCH' IN THE GRASS,THEY LAUGHED....
IT WAS A PILE OF CONDOM WRAPPERS!
SOME 'JOLLY RANCHERS' DROVE BY AND HEARD THE FUN...
SO,THEY WANTED TO 'SCORE' TOO!
NOW EVERYBODY'S SAYING,"IT'LL MELT IN YOUR MOUTH,NOT IN YOUR HAND."

That's too cute lmao