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Titty Bar!
  Oh wait that ain't a candy bar!
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I guess it counts tho! It's eye candy!
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Lick 'm' aid
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Edited by
deltasissy
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Sun 02/03/08 09:33 PM
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Her-she-kisses
but they're a lil gay |
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chunky
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"Fun Size" Candy Bars! no one should make fun of midgets like that just cuz they have smaller stomachs!
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Milk Duds
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Her-she-kisses but they're a lil gay that shoulda been in the jokes section  
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not mine but it goes along with the theme
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth. |
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not mine but it goes along with the theme It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth.
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thread killer!!!!!!
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well i thought people would like the story
now you just gotta be a lil more creative how about Candy Cane? |
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well i thought people would like the story now you just gotta be a lil more creative how about Candy Cane? creative?!? it's 11:45 pm and I had a hard enough time coming up with chunky LOL 3 muskiteers??? |
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Big Hunk
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Big Hunk I am, ain't I!?! |
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Raisinettes
Look like rat turds |
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MIKE & IKE
ARE THEY GAY?
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gotta get me a...........
Sugar Daddy.....
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Edited by
rara777
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Mon 02/04/08 10:45 AM
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gotta get me a........... Sugar Daddy..... LMAO..... Starburst fruit chews Are they or aren`t they ? Only their hairdresser knows for sure 
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gotta get me a........... Sugar Daddy..... Sugar Baby! |
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