Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 9 | |
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Gave mikey his first hickey ( in a forbidden place!!)
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sweared to never wash it again...lol...
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pours cherry cough syrup on her pancakes
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picks her nose & eats it
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washes his hair with blackstrap molasses
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sneaks down to the playground to spray silicome lubricant on the slide so the kids shoot off the bottom like rockets
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sprays his forehead with Pam cooking spray to get it shiny
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sprays his forehead with Pam cooking spray to get it shiny That is, unfortunately, uneccessary Mows her grass with a scythe, all the while singing "Jingle Bells". The neighbors keep their distance |
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sorry didnt mean to offend you, was just joking
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where's her thongs backward
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Oh, you didn't offend at all! it's all in fun, let it all hang out!
Likes to put lipstick marks on men's collars when they aren't looking so they get in trouble when they get home! |
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Oh, you didn't offend at all! it's all in fun, let it all hang out! Likes to put lipstick marks on men's collars when they aren't looking so they get in trouble when they get home! that accidentally happened once on a very crowded train! |
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Oh, you didn't offend at all! it's all in fun, let it all hang out! Likes to put lipstick marks on men's collars when they aren't looking so they get in trouble when they get home! that accidentally happened once on a very crowded train! To quote the great Homer J. Simpson, "DOH!!!" |
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farts every time he sneezes
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farts every time he sneezes That is called "multi-tasking" Got tired of the ice cream truck noise, so she hit it with a missle from the launcher in her back yard |
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wears pink toenail polish |
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Can lick the bottom of her feet.
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I can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
takes his own food to movie theaters |
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I can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! takes his own food to movie theaters My ex and I took an entire meal in...Arby's subs! I thought the lady behind us was going to collapse from laughter! Plays goalie on the Peruvian national soccer team. |
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Pees everywhere but the toilet
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