A bartender who had just opened a new bar in town, couldn't think up a good name, so he said to himself" the next person that comes in here, I will name that bar after the person.

A little while later a tall lady comes in and the bartender ask her her name" . She tells the bartender" my name is Jill and I a very tall". The bartender told her" I just opened up this bar and I since you are the next person, to walk in, I will name the bar " Jill's Tall Legs".

The next day a bum is standing by the front door, waiting for the bar to open, when a cop comes by and asks the bum" what are you waiting for, buddy? The bum replies" I am waiting for Jill's Legs to open, so I can get a drink".

That is really cute!