Little Johnnie was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
doctor, lawyer, etc.

Johnnie was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him
about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money ."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnnie aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnnie, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the class