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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 18
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Sat 02/02/08 12:39 PM
...Straight Outta Compton
Is A Brotha That'll Smother Yo' Mother
And Make Ya Sister Think I Love Her
Dangerous Motherfu*ker Raises Hell
And If I Ever Get Caught I Make Bail
See, I Don't Give A Fu*k, That's The Problem
I See A Motherfu*kin Cop I Don't Dodge Him



Gah! laugh laugh laugh grumble

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Sat 02/02/08 12:40 PM

dER Diasry........just a quick note before I go get ready for work......I heard that where I work.......we have the most patients per nurse and that we have the highest amount of people on workers comp.........it may be changed by june that we will have only 8-10 instead of 12-13.......ohhhhhhhhhh would be sooooooooooooo nice!!!bigsmile


thats a good sign , drinker happy

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Sat 02/02/08 12:40 PM
dear dairy , im out of mind - but please feel free to leave a messege ! smokin

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Sat 02/02/08 12:45 PM
purple , got any ice cream left ?huh

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Sat 02/02/08 12:45 PM
ha! for awhile I had on my voice mail
" the number you have reached is not in service leave a message I'll get back to ya later..."
boy that pi$$ed alot of people off!laugh devil laugh

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Sat 02/02/08 12:47 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 02/02/08 12:49 PM
DD, do you ever get this feeling that some one is watching you ??????????huh

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Sat 02/02/08 12:51 PM
ha ha , my favorite one , which I should really put back on says:

you have reached satans worshippers united
we cannot take your call right now
if you know the extension of the demon or demi god you wish to reach press 666 now , if you do not know the extension number stay on the line and the grim reaper will be with you shortly ....devil laugh

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Sat 02/02/08 12:53 PM
laugh laugh smokin

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Sat 02/02/08 12:54 PM
ha ha ha ......or the time I used the sound effects tape with the barking dog and the machine guns goin off in the back ground and the gun fire then the dog yelps and my daughter yells " OH MY gOD !!!! SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..............

laugh devil laugh noway

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Sat 02/02/08 12:55 PM
laugh devil devil

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Sat 02/02/08 12:59 PM
dear dairy, i was on a date recently, and this lady took me horse back rididng. it was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarter's !drinker

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Sat 02/02/08 01:03 PM
what is jsh moderator?

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Sat 02/02/08 01:06 PM
??????huh

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Sat 02/02/08 01:08 PM
answer to worst job jeopardy question...laugh

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Sat 02/02/08 01:11 PM
lol !laugh drinker

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Sat 02/02/08 01:20 PM
Good after noon Purple flowerforyou

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Sat 02/02/08 01:54 PM
I"ll take Midgets for $500 Alex!!bigsmile

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Sat 02/02/08 01:55 PM
Speaking of midgets

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Sat 02/02/08 01:57 PM
huh

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