A white guy, a black guy, and an idiot were working on the roof of a 30 story building. Everyday they ate lunch together on the roof. The white guy opened up his lunch pail and in disgust he said, "if I get one more ham sandwich this week I'm gonna jump off this roof", the black guy opened his lunch box and complained, "if I get one more Peanut butter and jelly sandwich this week I'm gonna jump off this roof as well", the idiot opened his lunch and yelled "if I get one more fish sandwich I'm gonna follow you both off of this roof". The next day as they sat down to lunch the white guy opened up his pail to find that indeed he had another ham sandwich, off the roof he went head first. The black guy opened his lunch pail and found he had another Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and without hesitation off the roof he went. The idiot opens his lunch and indeed it's a fish sandwich, he jumps from the rooftop as well. Since they were all such close friends the wives had their funerals all together a couple days later. At the funeral the three wives are gathered around the caskets grieving when the white guys wife says, "If I would have known he hated Ham sandwiches so much I would have packed him something different", the black guys wife says "if I would have known he was sick of Peanut butter and jelly I would have packed him something different as well", the idiots wife says "don't look at me he packed his own damn lunch".