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Topic: EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
tonia25 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 844	Fri 02/01/08 08:08 PM
You may not know this but all nonliving things have a gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Pass these on to both male and female friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too.

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Fri 02/01/08 08:10 PM
I like the one about the remote control. :)

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 02/01/08 08:10 PM


Dreamer01 Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 843	Fri 02/01/08 08:11 PM
that's great

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Fri 02/01/08 08:11 PM
You may not know this but all nonliving things have a gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Pass these on to both male and female friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too. That was too cool!!

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Fri 02/01/08 08:13 PM
seems a little anti male baised

Enya Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2077	Fri 02/01/08 08:13 PM
love em` all

Elizabeth98999 Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 393	Fri 02/01/08 08:17 PM
Cute, I will have to copy and paste that one..lol.

tonia25 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 844	Fri 02/01/08 08:20 PM
seems a little anti male baised non-intentional... sorry u felt like that...

pennyg281 Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 4348	Fri 02/01/08 08:24 PM


boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Fri 02/01/08 08:29 PM
thats cute,,,,i wonder how long it took someone to figuer that out,,,,,,,but why does th womn always want th remote

malibu23wi Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 191	Fri 02/01/08 08:45 PM
thats cute,,,,i wonder how long it took someone to figuer that out,,,,,,,but why does th womn always want th remote because why would we want our man playing with another female...silly question!

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Fri 02/01/08 09:19 PM
non-intentional... sorry u felt like that... it's all good, just saying