damn dude---hadn't seen ya in awhile--ya good ?

Faithful.....it's your turn.....

HOLY S**T!! DUDE!! What's up Brother!!! Ya good?

Just listenin to some Pantera and kickin it.....what are ya up to?

I have to admit....I don't think I have any trying!

You gotta meet Faithful and Suzy Q......they're friggin awesome people....they're in here somewhere.....we're telling Michigan Governor jokes..... I think anyway....

that's okay, we'll have to think of some later.......I'll just say Granholm can lick my nuts.......

How many Granholm's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer......"What's a light bulb"

Well she is blonde, isn't she?

yeah she's blonde..and dumber than a f*ck*nG rusty doornail.

She's hurt so many people in this state.... Three of my friends lost their jobs because of her and they had GREAT state jobs too. Now, they're working for less wages and can hardly make it now... So, no, don't like her one bit....

geesh i leave for a minute and we go from cigarette smokin to nut licking...im lovin it! hahahaha

A f**king dumb ass blonde canadian....I don't have anything against Canada, they're a GREAT country but, she gives that place a BAD BAD name.....

hi faithful sweetie how ya doing?

Yup......

Hi madamx..im doing well thank you...how about yourself?

oh ****, it's my turn..........


Why did the chicken cross the road?



DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.




OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.




GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.






ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.




JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.




NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.




PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.




MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.




DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.




ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.




JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.





BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.




JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.





ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.




BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ....... reboot.




ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?





COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one?




**** CHENEY :
Where's my gun?




AL SHARPTON :
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Well, she can't be any worse than McCain:

The jobs aren't coming back
The illegals aren't leaving
And the war might last 100 years

**** And he's the frontrunner!!! ****

Damn right.....we're talking about our Michigan state Governor......Jennifer Granholm