At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the
books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the
Rabbi
and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the
candle
drippings?'

'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back
to the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles.'

'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?'

'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying
to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them
back
to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of
holy
biscuits.'

'I see', replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the
know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi', he went on, 'What do you do with all
the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save
up all
the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year
they
send us a complete d!ck.

Thats good, I like it....

wow, I think I threw up a little.

preggo?

dont mind her....that is a funny joke