Topic: Happy Birthday
uk1971's photo
Fri 02/01/08 04:17 PM
Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday"
and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say
"Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought,
"Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember.
"The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said,
"Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said,
"By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said,
"No, I guess not."
She said,
"Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.
"Sure,"
I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the couch.......naked.

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TheCaptain's photo
Fri 02/01/08 04:20 PM
Very good read.laugh laugh laugh laugh

Emiliy's photo
Fri 02/01/08 04:37 PM
really funny