Please don't take this seriously. I seriously wrote it for fun.


You say you want a real man,
Well I'm as fake as you can get.
You say you want a sweetie
But you ain't seen him yet.
You say that you are looking
For a loyal, honest man,
What you didn't say,
He must be tall and tan!
You tell me looks don't matter
It's who I am inside,
Why the heck you running?
I'm not that ugly, am I?
You say you want a talker,
I didn't know you're mute!
You didn't want a liar,
Well, I told you that you're cute!
You say you like to laugh
And have a lot of fun,
You really like the beach
And invited me to come.
I know I can be funny
And yet I'm weird most times,
But when I got close, honey,
Your rhythms lost their rhymes.
I thought that you were laughing
At some drunken dope,
Till you pointed at me
And said I have no hope.
You said you're really laid back,
Well you rarely leave your bed.
You say you're into romance
That was better left unsaid.
You told me once to write you,
Well you never answered back,
And now I am a scumbag
For I took your mask.

Fadedspirit 2/1/2008

Good write

Oh, wow don't need her anyway...

nicely done..

Thanks klugman and Noden

Behind every player is a true playette

Good write! Yeppers u dont need that!

always nice to have fun...

Thanks a4leafclover2u2 and MsTeddyBear2u.

Yup, definately kc, thanks for the comment.

nice write

Thanks sealove!