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Topic: I got kicked
SweetAdaline Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 353	Fri 02/01/08 01:31 AM
I vaguely remember being a brownie.... I got a good laugh out of that. At 330 that impressive. Good job.

justkev08 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1897	Fri 02/01/08 01:32 AM
Jill, if I could only be so lucky. I was a platoon Sgt. in a Tank unit. I would have loved to see you hit me... i got kicked out of the army for hitting a sergeant ooh can I hit you... I'll be gentle

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Fri 02/01/08 01:33 AM
I vaguely remember being a brownie.... I got a good laugh out of that. At 330 that impressive. Good job. Time is not an option. THis is my normal hours of buisness! But thanks!

justkev08 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1897	Fri 02/01/08 01:34 AM
Thats cool Bro. Some guys deserve the rank and some dont. Sorry that happened to you then, respect.. I was a platoon Sgt. in a Tank unit. I would have loved to see you hit me... i got kicked out of the army for hitting a sergeant oh no believe me i got my ass kicked. to the extreme. and then i got court marshalled. sucked ass. but it wasnt on purpose. it was because i was going to the latrine late at night and he grabbed my shoulder and he caught my elbow.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 02/01/08 01:35 AM
Jill, if I could only be so lucky. I was a platoon Sgt. in a Tank unit. I would have loved to see you hit me... i got kicked out of the army for hitting a sergeant ooh can I hit you... I'll be gentle you keep talkin like that and I won't be very gentle

SweetAdaline Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 353	Fri 02/01/08 01:37 AM
I was saying getting ME laughing at 330 that impressive. This is my awake... but zombie time. It was ment as a complement for you. But nevermind. Must be too good for those?

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 02/01/08 01:37 AM
I was saying getting ME laughing at 330 that impressive. This is my awake... but zombie time. It was ment as a complement for you. But nevermind. Must be too good for those? wonderbread friggin cracks me up all the time

justkev08 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1897	Fri 02/01/08 01:38 AM
Why do the hot ones live so far away from me... Jill, if I could only be so lucky. I was a platoon Sgt. in a Tank unit. I would have loved to see you hit me... i got kicked out of the army for hitting a sergeant ooh can I hit you... I'll be gentle you keep talkin like that and I won't be very gentle

holland01 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 432	Fri 02/01/08 01:39 AM
Thats cool Bro. Some guys deserve the rank and some dont. Sorry that happened to you then, respect.. I was a platoon Sgt. in a Tank unit. I would have loved to see you hit me... i got kicked out of the army for hitting a sergeant oh no believe me i got my ass kicked. to the extreme. and then i got court marshalled. sucked ass. but it wasnt on purpose. it was because i was going to the latrine late at night and he grabbed my shoulder and he caught my elbow. thank you sergeant. but its for the best they kicked me out i guess. i was infantry and im not sure on the killing another person thing. i was trained for it and i know i could and would but didnt know how id feel later on you know?

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 02/01/08 01:40 AM
Why do the hot ones live so far away from me... Jill, if I could only be so lucky. I was a platoon Sgt. in a Tank unit. I would have loved to see you hit me... i got kicked out of the army for hitting a sergeant ooh can I hit you... I'll be gentle you keep talkin like that and I won't be very gentle I'm sayin the same thing over here

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Fri 02/01/08 01:41 AM
I was saying getting ME laughing at 330 that impressive. This is my awake... but zombie time. It was ment as a complement for you. But nevermind. Must be too good for those? Just not used to getting them! Gracias!