:

The Sea by kindergarteners




"THE SEA"
by Kindergartners
This is a picture of an octopus.
It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island.
If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

A Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off
eating beans.
(William age 7)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

There are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia put them
there.
(Russ age 5)

to cute. out of mouths of babes they say the darnest things.

Definitely have their own way of explaining things.