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Apparently people have been complaining about the explicitness of some of my jokes.
 So I'll leave you with this one. A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."  
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ROFL nice.
Unless its a mod man, **** em Atleast yours aren't a bunch of reposts like most of the other joke threads. KEEP IT UP! |
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 .............I mean...Bad Tom, BAD!!!..............
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Funny!
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Keep the tastless jokes coming.
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Uk, I have some short term memory loss, I didn't get the theater joke. Help me out.
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please email circulate the "parental advisory versions"  i missed 'em! |
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