Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract : the girls. : : : : He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for
advice. It's those big : baggyswimming trunks that make you look like an
old fool. They're years : outta style. : : : : Your best bet is to grab
yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes : too little and drop a
fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya : man...ya'll have all
the babes you want! : : : : The following weekend, Bubba hits the
swimming hole with his spanking new : tight Speedos, and his fist-sized
potato. : : : : Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he
walked by, covering : their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!
: : : : Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's
wrong now?" : : : : "Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in
the front!" :

LMAO