Topic: Three Aussies
uk1971's photo
Thu 01/31/08 09:17 AM
Three Aussies, Gregg, Bruce and Bluey were working on a high rise building project.
Then, one day, poor Gregg falls off the building and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says,
“Someone should go and tell his wife.”
Bluey says,
“Okay, I’m pretty good at all that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, Bluey returns, carrying a case of Foster’s. Pleased, Bruce says,
“Where did you get the case of Foster’s from, Bluey?”
“Gregg’s wife gave it to me,"
Bluey replies.
"That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead, and she gave you the beer?”
“Well not exactly,”
Bluey says.
“When she answered the door, I said to her,
"You must be the widow.”
She said,
“No, I’m not a widow.”
And I said,
“I’ll bet you a case of Foster’s you are.”

bigsmile glasses

jay8807's photo
Thu 01/31/08 09:24 AM
Edited by jay8807 on Thu 01/31/08 09:25 AM
smokin laugh thats funny