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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
> They panhandle on different areas of town.
>
>
> Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3
> dollars every day.
> Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Merced es,
> lives in a mortgage
> free house and has a lot of money to spend.
>
>
> Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do
> you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.
>
>
> Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'
> Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'
> Jose says, ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.'
>
>
> Carlos says, 'So what does your sign say?'
> Jose shows Carlos his sign.
> It reads, 'I only need another $ 10.00 to move back to Mexico '
>

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now thats funny i think